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The couple's first child is born and to their utter horror, the child didn't have a body, arms, and legs, only a head.
On the child's 21st birthday, the father decided to treat his son, so he carried him to the local pub for his first drink. His father puts his son's head on the bar counter and orders two shots of the finest.
His father gulps his drink and pours some down his son's mouth. His head starts wiggling and choking, and suddenly, his son sprouts an entire torso.
His father yells at the bartender, "Bartender, two more shots, quickly!"
His father pours the drinks down his son's throat, and his body and head start wiggling and shaking. Then, "boom!" The son sprouts two fully developed arms.
"Two more shots!" yells his father to the barman. As his father pours the last two shots down his son's throat, his son goes into wild contortions, and "boom!" sprouts two legs. "Barman, two more shots, right away!"
His son got off the counter and skipped around, yelling, "Look, Dad, I can run!!!" His son sprinted out of the bar straight onto the road and into traffic, getting obliterated by a bus.
After things settled down a bit, the barman said, "So sorry, man. He should have quit while he was ahead."
10/25/2024
When a human passes away, which part of the body dies last?
The pupils, because they dilate.
10/18/2024
It's all rushing up to a breaking point.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9S9xJhmc6lw
Democrats are losing and they are desperate. To hell with the country, it seems.
10/18/2024
What do your parents do in their leisure time?
My mom joined a support group called D.A.M.
What does DAM stand for?
Mothers against dyslexia.
10/12/2024
What a weird world. Look at this company, scroll down a bit, and check out their CEO. No relation (that I know of).
When you know how...
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1056521795788632
I changed my license plate to "I Forgot".
Now, if someone wants to report me to the police and he has to give my license plate, he'll say, "I forgot".
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