Lady Riders Only

Being Blonde

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair — given that you are blind — that you should know five things:

The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a blonde girl.
I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No… Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

The new Full Throttle Saloon in Sturgis is HUGE!!

Happy Fourth of July!!

Glencoe Campresort is proud to announce that Jasmine Cain will be back on the Glencoe Pavilion stage on Friday August 4th and Sunday August 6th for the 77th annual Sturgis Rally. Stay tuned more coming....

Bling Tank [4170] - $30.00 : Iron Horse Saloon, Iron Horse Saloon Iron Horse Saloon Bling Tank [4170] - This is a 2016 Daytona Bike Week design which is printed in a silver glitter with accenting shoulder buckles at the straps. It is 100% cotton with an inner bra made of a cotton/elastane material.

Happy Father's Day

We visited the National Motorcycle Museum