bipolar trash panda

its not like i want to kms, i just want to cease living

Met one of my neighbours at the local watering hole earlier this night and they introduced me to their friend as "the spooky neighbour I've been telling you about"

Life goal accomplished

The best thing abt having gotten ur chin tattooed is that u can scratch it by rubbing the inside w ur teeth and thus not damaging ur tattoo

I rly need to stop coming home at 7 in the morning

Have u ever thought abt how stupid most people are and then realised that ur probably as stupid?

My paws smell like you, no matter how much I wash them

U ain't lived until living becomes past tense

My life is a joke and I'm the only one laughing

Surround yourself with like minded beings, jump into the dumpster