The Crew Cafe' Bar

THE CREW IS DROPPING ANCHOR! ⚓️
Listen up, mateys, we’re stepping off the deck and taking a quick break next week.

The Galley Schedule:
❌ CLOSED: Sunday, 19th– Wednesday 22nd
✅ REOPENING: Thursday, 23rd @ 4:00 PM

We promise to be back with full sails and plenty of spirits to go around. Don’t miss us too much. Much love, your Crew mateys 🏴‍☠️🖤

Dear Crew mates,

In a bold move to support Sunday naps, lazy lunches, and that extra episode of whatever you’re binge-watching… we’re shifting our Sunday bar opening hours for July & August!

New Sunday Opening Time:
6:00 PM (instead of 4:00 PM)
Starting from Sunday 4th July, until the end of August.

Don’t worry – we’ll still be lshaking, stirring, and pouring with our usual flair… just two hours later. So come a bit later, stay a bit longer. Sunday summer nights as they should be.

Much love, The Crew 🖤🏴‍☠️

No plans for tomorrows public holiday? Fear not, we’ve got you covered! Betty’s back in town for her monthly bingo bonanza. So grab your granny, besties, your bi***es or your bros, what ever floats your boat and beat the heat tomorrow night with an evening of unadulterated comedy, “sensual prizes” and Betty’s unhinged antics. Book your table by slipping into our DMs. Free entry of course!

The most anticipated night of the month is back, and Miss Betty Bitch Slap is locked, loaded, and ready for action! 💅✨

She already has her favorite "toys" polished and at the ready for a night of maximum pleasure. We’re talking high-stakes, heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping... DRAG QUEEN BINGO. 🎱

Management is hereby waiving all liability for whatever happens once the balls start rolling and Miss Betty gets a live mic. Attend at your own risk! 😛

🗓️ When: Monday, 29th June @ 8 PM
💰 Damage: FREE ENTRY
🎁 The Goods: Shimmering prizes you actually want to take home.

Slip into our DMs to book your table. Much like Betty’s bra, they fill up fast.

Join us this Thursday at 8PM for a night of laughter, random facts, and highly questionable team names. 🍻

Free entry
Great prizes
The Crew

Tag your quiz squad — we’re looking for brains, bants, and maybe just one person who knows capital cities!

Join us this Thursday 11th June at 8:00PM for Quiz Night at The Crew – where the questions are tough, but your team name will be tougher.
Free entry, fabulous prizes, and a chance to flex that random knowledge you swore would never come in handy.

Bring your brain. Or just bring someone with one.
We won’t judge (but we will laugh).

🚨**PSA: YOUR BRAIN CALLED — IT WANTS A NIGHT OUT.

Do you know what’s happening on Thursday, 5th June at 8PM?

🅰️ A thrilling intellectual showdown?
🅱️ A room full of competitive weirdos who know obscure facts about slugs, space and SpongeBob?
🅾️ Free entry, good vibes, and great prizes?
✅ ALL OF THE ABOVE!

Join us at The Crew for QUIZ NIGHT, where the questions are spicy 🌶️, the prizes are snazzy 🎁, and the egos are fragile. 💔

Form a team, bring a friend, or just come for the drama.

📍 Be there or forever wonder what the capital of Mongolia is. (It’s Ulaanbaatar, by the way. You’re welcome.)

Quiz night is back! 🤓

Look who finally decided to grace us with their presence! After a totally "necessary" and not-at-all selfish hiatus, our resident Quiz Master is finally returning to their rightful throne next week.

Dust off those brain cells and gather up your gung-ho because The Crew's Quiz Night is officially back on!

Slip into our DMs to book your spot lickety split!

🚨 CALLING ALL BINGO BABES & DRAMA QUEENS!

Ditch your boring Monday plans because Drag Queen Bingo is back in town, and it's about to get wildly chaotic. 🔥

Hosting the madness is none other than the legendary, the unfiltered, the icon herself: MISS BETTY BITCH SLAP! 👋💋 (And yes, looking at that poster, she is already judging your outfit choices)

Grab your lucky charms, practice your best "BINGO!" scream, and get ready for a night of pure entertainment. Space fills up fast, so don't be late—Miss Betty does not wait.

The Quiz is ON HOLD until MAY 28th!

Word on the street is our quiz master is on a mission to find new quiz question, wearing a Hawaiian shirt that looks like a fruit salad vomited on a tablecloth.

He isn't calculating the "Bonus Round" scores; he’s calculating how many two-for-one mojitos he can fit into his face before he loses the ability to stand. So let’s see what “new knowledge he returns with. 😂

Use this break wisely nerds, consider this your study leave! Some teams might need it more than others 😛

We'll be back bigger, bolder and more challenging on the 28th May! Watch this space 🤓