El Perro Loco

🌴🐕 TROPICAL TUESDAY IS HERE, YOU BEAUTIFUL BUNCH OF QUIZ-LOVING NUTTERS! 🐕🌴

We’re BACK OPEN here at El Perro Loco and it’s a bloody lovely day! ☀️🍺

So, what better way to spend your Tuesday than sitting in the sunshine, drinking Tropical b**r for ONLY 52€ ALL DAY, and then discovering that your mate who claims to be “brilliant at music” actually knows bu**er all! 🤣🎶

🎵 MUSIC QUIZ — FROM 4PM! 🎵

Get your team together.
Give yourselves a ridiculously confident team name.
Practice your smug faces.
And prepare to argue amongst yourselves when Dave insists that definitely wasn’t George Michael singing it! 😂

It’s all about the music, the laughs, the competition and, most importantly, having a bloody good time.

And remember… Google is NOT a team member. 📱👀🤣

🍺 LARGE TROPICAL — ONLY 2€ ALL DAY!
🌴 Tropical vibes
🎶 Music & mayhem
🐕 Plenty of El Perro Loco nonsense
☀️ And a lovely day to be sitting at the top of the hill!

So get yourselves together, drag your mates along and come and find out whether you’re musical geniuses…

…or just really good at guessing! 😂

🌴 EL PERRO LOCO 🌴
Come for the cocktails… stay for the madness!
Where the crazy starts at the top of the hill!

SEE YOU FROM 4PM, YOU MAGNIFICENT LOT! ❤️

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🚨🚨🚨 𝐔𝐏𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝟏𝟐.𝟑𝟎𝐩𝐦.

𝐒𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐞’𝐯𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲. 𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐰 𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐮𝐬 𝐨𝐟𝐟.

𝐖𝐞’𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐓𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 ☺️
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🌦️ 𝘿𝙊𝙉’𝙏 𝙇𝙀𝙏 𝘼 𝙁𝙀𝙒 𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙁 𝙍𝘼𝙄𝙉 𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙄𝙇 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝙎𝙐𝙉𝘿𝘼𝙔! 🍹

A few drops? So what! 😎 We’ve got indoor seating, plus plenty of our terrace is covered, so you can stay nice and dry while you sit back, relax and sup up a cocktail or two!

🍹 ALL 17 OF OUR COCKTAILS — JUST 5€ ALL DAY! 🍹

So why not make today the day you wander on up the hill and enjoy a few hours at El Perro Loco? 🌴🍸

Good drinks, good company and hopefully a bit of sunshine sneaking through! ☀️

El Perro Loco — The highest bar in the resort! 🐺
Up the hill, past Montecastillo Centre.
Come for the views, stay for the drinks!

Have a fantastic Sunday, everyone! 🍹❤️

🍻 𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗔𝗧 𝗘𝗟 𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗢 𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗢!

Think you’re clever? 🤔 Well, there’s only one way to find out! 😂

It’s Karl’s General Knowledge Quiz this Friday, and the fun starts at 4pm! 🧠🍺

The quiz lasts around two hours, and it’s ALWAYS a great afternoon. So make the journey up the hill, grab a few b**rs, gather your mates together — preferably the intelligent ones! 🤣 — and see who actually knows their stuff!

👉 Get your seats early! It can get busy, and nobody wants to be the one standing at the back pretending they knew the answer anyway! 😂

And don’t rush off after the quiz… stay behind and join us for our Killer Pool game in the evening! 🎱🔥

Great drinks 🍻
Great people 👫
Fabulous views 🌴
Quiz, pool, darts & plenty of laughs 🎯🎱

🐾 EL PERRO LOCO — the last bar up the hill and well worth the trip!

Come for the quiz… stay for the atmosphere!

See you Friday at 4pm! ❤️

☀️ 𝑻𝑯𝑼𝑹𝑺𝑫𝑨𝒀 𝑻𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑺 𝑨𝑻 𝑬𝑳 𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑹𝑶 𝑳𝑶𝑪𝑶! 🍻

It’s going to be hot, sunny and absolutely perfect for working up a thirst… and what better way to do that than walking up the hill to see us! 😂

By the time you arrive, you’ll deserve a little something cold… or maybe something with an umbrella in it! 🍹🤣

🔥 TODAY’S THURSDAY TREATS:
🍹 Cocktails – just 5 €
🥃 Local Spirit & Mixer – only 4 €
🍺 3 Bottles of B**r – just 5 €

So grab your mates, make the trek up (or down) the hill and cool yourself down with ice-cold b**rs, fabulous cocktails and all your favourite local spirits & mixers. 🍻🍸

And don’t forget…

🧠 FRIDAY = QUIZ DAY! 🧠
Our General Knowledge Quiz kicks off at 4pm Friday with Quizmaster Karl (as seen on TV!) 📺😂

Come for the quiz… stay for the drinks… and blame Karl when you realise you actually know absolutely nothing! 🤣

🐺 EL PERRO LOCO
🍻 The Last Bar Up The Hill!
🎱 Pool • 🎯 Darts • 🌅 Great Views
😎 Relaxed atmosphere • Great people • Great times

El Perro Loco – Up the Hill, Worth the Walk! Come for the view… stay for the drinks! 🍹

𝗘𝗹 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗼 𝗟𝗼𝗰𝗼 - 𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿, 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗯𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝗱!

𝗪𝗘𝗗𝗡𝗘𝗦𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗔𝗧 𝗘𝗟 𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗢 𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗢! 🍻

It’s all about relaxing, enjoying a drink and soaking up the lovely atmosphere up here at El Perro Loco. ❤️

We’re lucky to meet so many lovely people who come through our doors — and recently Johnny paid us a visit and left us this lovely post.

Thanks so much, Johnny! 🍻 We’re really glad you enjoyed your time at El Perro Loco and had a great holiday. Hope to see you again soon! 👋

If you haven’t been up the hill yet, why not come and see what everyone’s talking about? Great drinks, great company, pool, darts, quizzes and those fantastic views! 🍺🎯🎱

📍 El Perro Loco – the last bar up the hill!
🍕 PizzArt Caleta de fuste - not this week as they’re on holiday
🎱 Pool table
🎯 Darts
🌅 Great views
😎 Relaxed atmosphere
🐾 Friendly faces

Come up the hill… you’re not going to want to go back down! 🍻

Find us up the hill, just a few minutes walk past the Montecastillo Centre or a 5 minute taxi journey from central Caleta.

Open Tuesday to Sunday from 12 noon till late. We’re well worth the trip up, or down the hill!

𝗘𝗹 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗼 𝗟𝗼𝗰𝗼 - 𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿, 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗯𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝗱!

🌴🍺 TROPICAL TUESDAY AT EL PERRO LOCO!

Yes, we’re up the hill… but not THAT far! 😂 And believe us, it’s worth making the journey when you can enjoy a LARGE TROPICAL for just 2€ — ALL DAY! 🍺🔥

And it’s TUESDAY MUSIC QUIZ DAY! 🎶🧠
Grab your mates, drag them up the hill and join us from 4PM for Sophie’s legendary Music Quiz.

Have a laugh, test your musical knowledge, argue over answers you’re absolutely convinced are right… and then stay behind afterwards and relax with another 2€ LARGE TROPICAL! 🍺🍺

We’ve got the pool table 🎱, darts 🎯, great views 🌅 and friendly faces so there’s really no excuse not to make the trip!

📍 El Perro Loco – up the hill, past Montecastillo Centre
🍺 Large Tropical 2€ – ALL DAY
🎶 Tuesday Music Quiz – 4PM

Come for the quiz…
Stay for the Tropical…
Blame the hill on the way home! 😂🌴🍺

EL PERRO LOCO — UP THE HILL, WELL WORTH THE WALK! 🍺🌴

☀️ 𝗦𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗔𝗬… 𝗦𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗦 𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘 𝗔 𝗚𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗔 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗨𝗣 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗟! 🍻

The forecast is looking hot, sunny and with very little wind, so what better excuse do you need to stretch the legs, head up the hill and pay a visit to 𝗘𝗹 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗼 𝗟𝗼𝗰𝗼 – International Bar? 😎

We are, after all, the highest bar in the resort! 🍹⛰️

Take your time, enjoy the sunshine, take in those lovely views and settle down on the terrace for a chilled drink or two.

💧 Remember to stay hydrated — plenty of water is important when it’s hot…

Although we’re pretty sure you can squeeze in a few b**rs and cocktails between the glasses of water! 😂🍺🍹

🍹 SUNDAY SPECIALS 🍹

🍸 All 17 cocktails – just 5€ each!

🥃 Local spirit & mixer – 4€

🍺 3 bottles of b**rs – just 5€

And if you fancy something to eat, PizzArt next door can sort you out with their delicious pizzas delivered right to your table. 🍕

So grab your sunglasses, put one foot in front of the other and come on up the hill!

📍 𝗘𝗹 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗼 𝗟𝗼𝗰𝗼 – International Bar
⛰️ The last bar up the hill… and the highest one in the resort!

Good drinks. Great views. Friendly faces. And absolutely no excuse for staying at the bottom! 😂

See you at the top! 🍻

😎 𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐘 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘, 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐓!

It’s Friday, the sun is shining ☀️ and quite frankly, you’ve earned a stroll up the hill to 𝗘𝗹 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗼 𝗟𝗼𝗰𝗼 – International Bar!

Come on up, grab yourself a refreshing drink, find a spot on the terrace, take in those cracking views… and pretend that walk up the hill was your daily exercise. 😂

🍺 Great selection of bottled b**rs
🍹 Cocktails
🥃 Spirits
🎯 Darts
🎱 Pool
🌴 Terrace with a view

And then at 4pm… things get serious! 😳

🧠 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐙 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐙𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐊𝐀𝐑𝐋!

Expect questions, laughs, a little bit of cheating accusations, plenty of “I KNEW THAT!” moments and, of course, the occasional answer that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. 😂

And if Karl looks familiar, there’s a good reason…

⭐ Sophie, Jo & Karl were all featured on Channel 5’s Rich Holiday, Poor Holiday, filmed right here in Caleta back in March!

The couples on the programme loved Karl’s quiz so much they actually said it was the best part of their holiday! 🏆

So why not come up and find out what all the fuss is about?

🍻 Great drinks
🎱 Pool
🎯 Darts
🌅 Great views
😂 Great company
🧠 And Karl’s quiz from 4pm!

Come for the quiz… stay for the drinks… blame Karl when you get the answers wrong! 🤣

𝗘𝗟 𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗢 𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗢
The highest bar in the resort… and possibly the lowest standard of quiz team excuses! 😂🍻

As seen on the telly! 📺⭐

Come on up — you know you want to! 🍹🍺

🍹 𝗧𝗛𝗨𝗥𝗦𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗦 𝗔𝗧 𝗘𝗟 𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗢 𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗢!

It’s a cooler, slightly cloudy day out there today… but that’s no excuse to stay indoors! 😉

Our terrace is a lovely spot to sit back, watch the world go by, enjoy a little music in the background and generally put the world to rights. 🎶🍻

Whether you’re a local, a regular, a holidaymaker, meeting friends, or simply passing by — everyone’s welcome at El Perro Loco! ❤️

And Thursdays come with treats… 👇

🍹 ALL 17 COCKTAILS — JUST 5€ EACH!
🍺 3 BOTTLES OF B**R — JUST 5€!
🥃 LOCAL SPIRIT & MIXER — JUST 4€!

Yep… 17 cocktails on the menu and every single one is just 5€! 😋

That’s got to be well worth the trip up the hill! ⛰️

🎱 Pool Table
🎯 Darts
🌅 Great Views
🍻 Great Drinks
👫 Great Company
😎 Great Times

📍 El Perro Loco – The International Bar… The last bar up the hill!

Come and see us soon 🤗🍹🍻

🌴🍺 𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗣𝗜𝗖𝗔𝗟 𝗧𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗔𝗧 𝗘𝗟 𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗢 𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗢!

Tuesday is here, and there’s still no better excuse for a lazy afternoon or chilled-out evening at 𝗘𝗹 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗼 𝗟𝗼𝗰𝗼! 😎

But, unfortunately… 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀’𝙎 𝙉𝙊 𝙌𝙐𝙄𝙕 𝙏𝙊𝘿𝘼𝙔! 😔

There are actually two very good reasons for that:

☀️ There’s a big 𝙎𝙪𝙣,𝙎𝙚𝙖,𝘾𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙖 meet-up happening down in the centre this afternoon, so plenty of people will already be heading that way.

🌡️ And we’ve got two yellow weather warnings in force, including high temperatures reaching around 34°C, with locally higher temperatures possible, plus suspended dust.

So we reckon today is probably better spent taking things easy! 🍺😎

But don’t worry… 𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗣𝗜𝗖𝗔𝗟 𝗧𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗜𝗦 𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗢𝗡!

🍺 Large Tropical B**rs – 2€ ALL DAY!
🎯 Dartboard
🎱 Pool table
🌅 Great views (probably not 😂)
🍹 A nice cold drink and absolutely nowhere you need to rush off to!

And if you’re looking for a quiz fix, Karl’s General Knowledge Quiz is still going ahead Friday at 4pm! 🧠🍻

So come on up the hill, find yourself a shady spot, grab a 2€ Tropical and let the rest of the resort worry about the weather! 😂

📍 El Perro Loco – The last bar up the hill!

🌴 Tropical Tuesday. 2€. All day. Every Tuesday.